{"id":609,"date":"2011-06-05T07:50:37","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T00:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=609"},"modified":"2012-02-05T07:53:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T00:53:38","slug":"es-jeyuk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=609","title":{"rendered":"ES JEYUK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Suatu hari, Bejo yang lidahnya cadel dan gak bisa mengeja huruf R, mengajak seorang gadis berkencan di restoran. Sesampainya di sana.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo :<\/strong> Pelayan, saya pesan nasi <em>goyeng.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cewek\u00a0\u00a0 :<\/strong> Ih, malu-maluin aja. Kalo kamu mau mengajak kencan aku, belajar ngomong yang bener dulu, biar gak bikin malu&#8230;! Sekarang kita pulang aja&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo :<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;?????<\/p>\n<p>Akhirnya malam itu mereka pulang, dan Bejo gagal berkencan. Karena keinginannya untuk berkencan dengan cewek itu, selama seminggu penuh Bejo belajar mengeja kata <em>Nasi Goreng.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo :<\/strong> Nasi goyeng\u2026 nasi goyeng\u2026 nasi goyreng\u2026 nasi goyreng\u2026 nasi goreng\u2026 nasi goreng\u2026nasi gorrreng\u2026 nasi gorrreng\u2026 Yes, akhirnya aku bisa ngomong <em>nasi goreng&#8230;<\/em>!!!<\/p>\n<p>Malam harinya, dengan rasa percaya diri yang tinggi, Bejo kembali mengajak kencan cewek tersebut di restoran.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo :<\/strong> Pelayan, saya pesan nasi goreng\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cewek\u00a0<\/strong>: Wah, hebat sekali. Kamu sudah sembuh\u2026..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo :<\/strong> Ya, iyalah&#8230; Bejo geto loh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pelayan :<\/strong> Minumnya, Tuan?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bejo<\/strong>:<em> ES JEYUK<\/em>\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Cewek\u00a0 : $#%$%#&amp;%*&amp;%(^\u2026!!!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suatu hari, Bejo yang lidahnya cadel dan gak bisa mengeja huruf R, mengajak seorang gadis berkencan di restoran. Sesampainya di sana. Bejo : Pelayan, saya pesan nasi goyeng. Cewek\u00a0\u00a0 : Ih, malu-maluin aja. Kalo kamu mau mengajak kencan aku, belajar ngomong yang bener dulu, biar gak bikin malu&#8230;! Sekarang kita pulang aja&#8230;! Bejo : &#8230;&#8230;?????<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=609\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[11336,1464,1424,945],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}