{"id":601,"date":"2011-09-05T07:35:12","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T00:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=601"},"modified":"2012-02-05T07:36:12","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T00:36:12","slug":"nasi-goreng","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"NASI GORENG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Seorang lelaki pergi ke warung sembako dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221; Pemilik warung menjawab, &#8220;Tidak ada.&#8221; Lelaki itu bilang &#8220;Iya deh&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; lalu pergi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Besoknya, lelaki itu ke warung lagi dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221; Pemilik warung bilang tidak ada, dan lelaki itu pergi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Besoknya lagi, lelaki itu ke warung lagi dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221; Pemilik warung mulai kehilangan kesabarannya, &#8220;Saya sudah bilang dua kali, saya tidak menjual nasi goreng, dan tidak akan pernah menjualnya. Jika kamu tanya lagi, akan saya paku kaki kamu ke lantai.&#8221; Lalu lelaki itu pergi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Besoknya lelaki itu datang lagi ke warung dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada paku?&#8221; &#8220;Tidak ada&#8221;, jawab pemilik warung. Dan lelaki itu bertanya lagi, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang lelaki pergi ke warung sembako dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221; Pemilik warung menjawab, &#8220;Tidak ada.&#8221; Lelaki itu bilang &#8220;Iya deh&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; lalu pergi. Besoknya, lelaki itu ke warung lagi dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221; Pemilik warung bilang tidak ada, dan lelaki itu pergi. Besoknya lagi, lelaki itu ke warung lagi dan bertanya, &#8220;Ada nasi goreng?&#8221;<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=601\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[11336,1464,1424,945],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}