{"id":597,"date":"2011-10-05T07:33:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T00:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=597"},"modified":"2012-02-05T07:33:51","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T00:33:51","slug":"sebelum-atau-sesudah-makan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"SEBELUM ATAU SESUDAH MAKAN?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Seorang pria yang sangat gemuk dan doyan makan pergi ke dokter untuk konsultasi mengenai program diet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter : Anda harus sungguh-sungguh disiplin dalam menjaga makanan Anda<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0\u00a0Baik, Dok!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0 : \u00a0Sekarang Anda hanya boleh makan tiga lembar daun selada, sepotong roti panggang, segelas sari jeruk dan sebuah tomat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : Semua itu harus saya habiskan sebelum atau sesudah makan, Dok?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : $%*$^#($)(##^&amp;*(!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang pria yang sangat gemuk dan doyan makan pergi ke dokter untuk konsultasi mengenai program diet. Dokter : Anda harus sungguh-sungguh disiplin dalam menjaga makanan Anda Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0\u00a0Baik, Dok! Dokter\u00a0 : \u00a0Sekarang Anda hanya boleh makan tiga lembar daun selada, sepotong roti panggang, segelas sari jeruk dan sebuah tomat. Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : Semua itu harus<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=597\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[11336,1464,1424,945],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}