{"id":2172,"date":"2014-06-01T14:41:55","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T07:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=2172"},"modified":"2014-03-12T09:10:39","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T02:10:39","slug":"surat-cinta-pedagan-sayuran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=2172","title":{"rendered":"SURAT CINTA PEDAGAN SAYURAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Penjual buah yg patah hati mengirim&#8217;kan surat pada penjual sayur \u03b3\u03b1\u03aeg isi&#8217;nya :<\/p>\n<p>\u00bbSurat Penjual Buah\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WAJAHMU MEMANG MANGGIS,\u00a0\u00a0WATAKMU JUGA MELON_KOLIS,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0TAPI HATIKU NANAS KARENA CEMBURU,\u00a0SIRSAK NAPASKU,,,\u00a0HATIKU ANGGUR LEBUR,,,\u00a0INI DELIMA DALAM HIDUPKU,\u00a0MEMANG INI JUGA SALAK KU,\u00a0JARANG APEL DIMALAM MINGGU,YA TUHAN,,,\u00a0 MOHON BELIMBING-MU,,\u00a0KALO MEMANG PER_PISANG_AN INI YG TERBAIK UNTUKKU, SEMANGKA KAU BAHAGIA\u00a0\u00a0DGN PRIA LAIN&#8230; SAWO-NARA&#8230;.<br \/>\nDARI: DURIANTO<\/p>\n<p>Tak lama kemudian&#8230; Si penjual sayur&#8217;pun membalas&#8217;nya ..<\/p>\n<p>\u00bbSurat Penjual Sayur\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MEMBALAS KENTANG SURATMU ITU,,,BROKOLI2 SUDAH KUBILANG,\u00a0JANGAN TIAP DATENG RAMBUTMU SELALU KUCAI,,, JAGUNGMU GAK PERNAH DICUKUR.,\u00a0\u00a0DISURUH DATENG MALAM MINGGU, EHH NONGOLNYA HARI LABU&#8230;\u00a0DITAMBAH KONDISI KEUANGANMU MAKIN HARI MAKIN PARE,,, KALO MO NELPON AKU AJA MESTI KE WORTEL,,,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0CABE DEHHHHHH&#8230;&#8230;..!!!<\/p>\n<p>TERUS TERONG AJA,\u00a0CINTAKU PADAMU SUDAH LAMA TOMAT&#8230; JANGAN KANGKUNG AKU LAGI, AKU MAU HIDUP SELEDRI !!!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Sumber:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/onoaja.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/humor-pasar-sayur-buah.html\">http:\/\/onoaja.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/humor-pasar-sayur-buah.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penjual buah yg patah hati mengirim&#8217;kan surat pada penjual sayur \u03b3\u03b1\u03aeg isi&#8217;nya : \u00bbSurat Penjual Buah\u00ab &#8220;WAJAHMU MEMANG MANGGIS,\u00a0\u00a0WATAKMU JUGA MELON_KOLIS,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0TAPI HATIKU NANAS KARENA CEMBURU,\u00a0SIRSAK NAPASKU,,,\u00a0HATIKU ANGGUR LEBUR,,,\u00a0INI DELIMA DALAM HIDUPKU,\u00a0MEMANG INI JUGA SALAK KU,\u00a0JARANG APEL DIMALAM MINGGU,YA TUHAN,,,\u00a0 MOHON BELIMBING-MU,,\u00a0KALO MEMANG PER_PISANG_AN INI YG TERBAIK UNTUKKU, SEMANGKA KAU BAHAGIA\u00a0\u00a0DGN PRIA LAIN&#8230; SAWO-NARA&#8230;. DARI: DURIANTO<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=2172\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}