{"id":1818,"date":"2013-04-01T23:59:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T16:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1818"},"modified":"2013-04-05T21:45:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T14:45:18","slug":"nafas-bawang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1818","title":{"rendered":"NAFAS BAWANG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang laki-laki yang belum sempat sikat gigi, segera pergi ke rumah pacarnya karena sudah terlambat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wanita:<\/strong> Koq, nafas kamu bau bawang Mas? Kamu belum sikat gigi ya?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laki-laki:<\/strong> Eh iya, aku sengaja tidak sikat gigi, sebab nafas ini nafas mahal<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wanita:<\/strong> Nafas mahal?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laki-laki:<\/strong> Iya donk, kan kamu tahu harga bawang sekarang sama dengan harga daging. Makanya aku enggak sikat gigi supaya semua orang tahu kalo aku punya duit buat beli bawang<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>#tulisan ini dibuat pada saat harga bawang meroket hingga meresahkan para pedagang dan menggelisahkan para penggemar sambel bawang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang laki-laki yang belum sempat sikat gigi, segera pergi ke rumah pacarnya karena sudah terlambat. Wanita: Koq, nafas kamu bau bawang Mas? Kamu belum sikat gigi ya? Laki-laki: Eh iya, aku sengaja tidak sikat gigi, sebab nafas ini nafas mahal Wanita: Nafas mahal? Laki-laki: Iya donk, kan kamu tahu harga bawang sekarang sama dengan harga<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1818\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[123020,5374,12681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}