{"id":1517,"date":"2012-12-01T19:20:05","date_gmt":"2012-12-01T12:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2012-12-03T00:53:38","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T17:53:38","slug":"jurus-anti-gombal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1517","title":{"rendered":"JURUS ANTI GOMBAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cowok : Eh, bedanya kamu sama <em>wedang jahe<\/em> apa hayo?<\/p>\n<p>Cewek : Jelas beda lah, aku kan orang, wedang jahe itu minuman !<\/p>\n<p>Cowok : Bukan itu, kalau <em>wedang jahe<\/em> menghangatkan badanku, kalau kamu menghangatkan hatiku&#8230; hahay&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cewek : Ohhh, kalau begitu pasti bapakmu tukang cendol???<\/p>\n<p>Cowok : Koq tahu???<\/p>\n<p>Cowok : Mukamu tuh kayak cendol !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tapi kayaknya masih terlalu sarkasme. Mungkin sebaiknya diperhalus lagi.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cewek : Pasti bapakmu suka makan <em>peyek ?<\/em>??<\/p>\n<p>Cowok : Koq tahu???<\/p>\n<p>Cowok : Rayuanmu masih kelas teri !<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>#Jurus anti rayuan gombal bagi para wanita <\/strong><\/em>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cowok : Eh, bedanya kamu sama wedang jahe apa hayo? Cewek : Jelas beda lah, aku kan orang, wedang jahe itu minuman ! Cowok : Bukan itu, kalau wedang jahe menghangatkan badanku, kalau kamu menghangatkan hatiku&#8230; hahay&#8230; Cewek : Ohhh, kalau begitu pasti bapakmu tukang cendol??? Cowok : Koq tahu??? Cowok : Mukamu tuh kayak<br \/><a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/?p=1517\">+ Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":532,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114292],"tags":[828,11336,4154,1464,2168,118756,1424,945,114389,118837,118836,875,118838],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/532"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rahadiandimas.staff.uns.ac.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}